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Pawnee Rangers Makes Foray Into FMA
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It is with great trepidation that the Pawnee Goddesses co-ed youth wilderness group and The Swansons, a youth self-reliant survivalists group, will join together to create the Pawnee Rangers Drum and Bugle Corps.

Based out of Pawnee Indiana, the Pawnee Rangers will start small in FMA Season 61, fielding 27 members.

When asked about his pre-existing medical condition, Corps Director Craig Middlebrooks is quoted as saying, "Oh I have a medical condition all right. IT'S CALLED CARING TOO MUCH! And it’s incurable. Also I have Eczema."

The inaugural show will be focused on the history of Pawnee, going through eras such as the mistreatment of the Wamapoke Indiana, the Sweetums Factory, and the Great Bread Factory Fire.