There were a total of 7 [unspecified] events today. The stats are as follows:
Total performing units: 28
Total audience: 2,351
Highest Scores
D1 Corps- Corps of Unspecified Identity: 66.42
D2 Corps- Legion: 61.265
D3 Corps- N/A
D1 Band- Band of Unspecified Identity: 66.49
D2 Band- Supercows: 55.065
D3 Band- N/A
D1 Guard- Guard of Unspecified Identity: 77.505
D2 Guard- Plane Landers- 59.715
D3 Guard- N/A
D1 Drumline- Drums of Unspecified Identity: 69.5
D2 Drumline- The Drumline: 54.895
D3 Drumline- Qatar Heroes: 49.45

Today’s shows took place at the base of an active volcano. There were some high school gyms erected to host the indoor groups, and there were two giant football stadiums on either side of the volcano for the outdoor groups. The audiences were enthusiastic today despite the occasional earthquakes. The Unspecified groups dominated all venues today in division one. Their corps is sixth overall, their band is fifth overall, their guard is third overall, and their drumline is second overall. Supercowmon806 had three of their groups win their divisions today. The Drumline won drumline (not a fan of the redundancy there), Plane Landers took guard, and Supercows dominated band. Legion took corps in division two. Drumline was the only circuit that showcased division three lines. The Qatar Heroes won with a 49.45 (nice to have you back, hostrauser). After all the award ceremonies culminated, a huge explosion rocked all the venues and we were all afraid of the worst. I looked outside the window and behold, there was a massive river of ice cream flowing down the volcano. We tried to escape, but we could not outrun the Chocolate, Vanilla, Rocky Road, Cookie Dough, and Banana Splits. It was so bad that it caused us to reminisce about the horrible pepperoni pizza eruption last summer.

See you at the next [unspecified] event!

P.S. If you're a member of the Unspecified league, join one of the remaining shows on the 19th, 21st, 23rd, 25th, and 27th if you haven't already!

Thank you, glad to be back! The Bohemian Maidens will hopefully be joining your list soon!