So, I'm assuming that many people on here also post on DCP .

1st one to guess who I am on DCP gets acceptance to Shades contest 2nd season.

Hints

1) I'm old
2) I love to annoy people who take themselves too seriously
3) I love to annoy mods and poke the bear in the cage
4) I'm from the old RAMD crowd
5) I love random drive by posts

whats DCP?
Deadly Colon Pollups?