The previous one is messed up for some reason... idk why

Anywho... your friendly neighborhood Spaceman is here to deliver news from beyond the limits of space and time... or whatever...

Next season, the Karkata Drum and Bugle Corps will present their show "Ferris Beuller's Day Off... in space", not only are we skipping school, but gravity too! We might pay Mars a visit.

The Capricorn Marching Sea-Goats will present their show "Van Wilder: Space Rager"
I think the show speaks for itself.

Virgo's Twirling Maidens will present their show: "Pulp Science Fiction". Let's just hope the members don't break their concentration.

The Libra Scale Players will present their show: "The Seven Evil Extraterrestial Exes". ...Perhaps that one time with an A'askavarian was one too many...

Shows
Mars Mania!: A "Sick" Day
Rocky Road Rager XI: Now it's a party!
The Ring Toss: ...what?
Race around the Sun: A Reason to Run.

Coming to a Galaxy Near you, from the final frontier.

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So is this one....

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Well... that happened. I don't know what or why, but...

Woah