August 9th, 2010 5:40am
Oddly enough, at my school, the drum and guard instructor(s) suck this year.
The drum "coach" (he is not paid, and goes to school an hour away) is horrible. He graduated two years ago and just decided to 'come back' and help. Well all we do with him is play 8's.... So I have bestowed the title of instructor upon myself. I am the percussion captain and band president, anyway..... And a little trick to make that work is.... I NEVER TELL HIM ABOUT ANYTHING THE DRUMLINE IS DOING. HAHAHAHAHAH. MUHUHUHAHAHAHAH.!!!!
We have like 6 guard dummies for 15 girls... for what reason, you ask? Simply, to piss everybody else off MORE. The leader is awesome, she is about to retire, and has been doing this since she left high school. The others just walk around and try to tell everyone what to do. I think it's funny that nobody even pays attention to them when they are talking. What makes it even better is that they are teachers too. And I had some of them.... I love that they hate me.
I'm not sure if they are getting paid or not, but I would rather have a new set of concert bass/timpani heads than wasting money on this GARBAGE.
Rant over.