I've been appointed as a temporary drum corps circuit writer, so I'll have a double-article up soon (tomorrow maybe?).

Does anyone know where the other staff writers went? The lack of article publications in this forum has turned this place into a ghost town.

Kalamazoo?
Mars?
Pluto?

Who knows. haha

D.A.R.K. Competition

(Drumline)

Top 7 Music (all divisions)

1 Knights Drumline 28.01
1 Mercury 28.01
3 Cannelton Marching Penguins 27.695
4 SouthBeat 27.46
5 The Tullahoma Drum Machine 27.175
6 The Drumming Dummers 27.12
7 Mercury 26.92

Top 7 Visual (all divisions)

1 St. Paul Drummer Boyz 13.805
2 Knights Drumline 13.775
3 The Drumming Dummers 13.535
4 SouthBeat 13.275
5 Thunder 13.16
6 Rhythm Hex 12.985
7 GM Drums 12.555

Top 7 General Effect (all divisions)

1 SouthBeat 28.915
2 Knights Drumline 28.605
3 Rhythm Hex 28.55
4 St. Paul Drummer Boyz 28.175
5 Mercury 28.035
6 The Drumming Dummers 28.015
7 The Tullahoma Drum Machine 26.955

(Drum Corps)

Top 7 Music (all divisions)

1 Nemesis 21.6
2 Blue Deviled Eggs 21.385
3 Quiksilver 20.945
4 Minneapolis Regiment 20.925
5 Khaki Crusaders 20.65
6 Cornhuskers Drum and Bugle Corps 20.545
7 Sapphire Vanguard 20.43

Top 7 Visual (all divisions)

1 Nemesis 21.74
2 Blue Deviled Eggs 21.34
3 Quiksilver 20.935
4 Minneapolis Regiment 20.715
5 Cornhuskers Drum and Bugle Corps 20.655
6 Sapphire Vanguard 20.58
7 Falcon Regiment 20.57

Top 7 General Effect (all divisions)

1 Sapphire Vanguard 30.585
2 Nemesis 29.625
3 Blue Caterpillars 29.36
4 Khaki Crusaders 28.515
5 Blue Deviled Eggs 28.435
6 Minneapolis Regiment 28.31
7 Darkness 28.305

There is nothing wrong with your screen, you really are seeing drum corps results along with the drumline results for today’s “D.A.R.K. Competition.” I have been appointed to write for drum corps temporarily, so here you go!
Of course, this posed a real problem for me because both shows were occurring at the same time, and I had to review both of them. Luckily, I was able to buy a portkey at the Toys R Us on the way to the drumline show and was able to transport between both events. The drumline show took place inside of a cell phone, so we also heard a lot of strange conversations. On top of that, the musicians had to dodge all the words and letters that flew toward them. During the Knight Drumline’s performance, a giant period crashed into the middle of the tarp and lowered their general effect a little bit. During the award ceremony, an “ROFLMAO” followed by a dozen exclamation marks knocked the stands over and crushed all the trophies. When I was about to punish SouthBeat for coming in second, I realized that I had a drum corps show to review.
I transported myself to the corps show just in time to see the first group step off. It was refreshing to hear brass finally. Even though I play clarinet, I love the rich, dark, and LOUD brass sound produced by a talented drum corps. The venue of the show was inside of a shoe that was being worn by a sweaty athlete. It smelt REALLY bad, but I enjoyed the shows nonetheless. Sometimes, giant pieces of gravel would tumble onto the field and smash the props to pieces. As Sapphire Vanguard was about to step onto the field, I noticed that the yard lines were very faint, so I demanded that they repaint the hashes. During the retreat, the athlete noticed that we were in his shoe. “Why is there drum corps in my shoe?” he complained and shook all of us out onto the pavement below. Nemesis and Nastalgia Cadets win the gold, and now I’m off to severely reprimand my groups. See you in the next article!

you do have some weird posts and very different reviews! LOL but thanks for doing them

They don't seem to be on anymore, some haven't been logged in for a month or two. I am no longer technically a staff writer, but I can, and have made one on occasion.